Life and Times of Jenice and Dalg

You will need a little background before reading this conversation between Jenice and Dalg.

Jenice and Dalg have a dog named Rudis who sheds a lot. They received a Furminator, a tool that combs dogs hair to reduce the amount shed, from their friend and Jenice was very excited to use it. As soon as she got home she plopped down on the couch and grabbed a hold of Rudis.

Jenice: "Will you get me a sack to put Rudy's hair in?"

Dalg: "Here is the garbage can?"

Jenice: "Gross, I don't want the garbage can in the living room. Gross! Gross!"

Dalg: "It will be way easier because you can just put the hair directly in the can!"

Jenice: "I can't. Take it away!"

Dalg (at this point he appears mad and seems like he wants to throw the can at Jenice): "What?! What is wrong with you?!"

Dalg leaves the room and comes back with a garbage sack larger than what is necessary for the job at hand and tries to throw it at Jenice, but because the sack weighs nothing the sack floats for a few seconds then lands about 5 feet away from her.

Dalg then leaves the room for a little bit. While Dalg is gone Jenice feels really sad and attacked.

Dalg comes back with a sack an appropriate size to contain all of Rudis's hair.

Jenice: "If you don't want to do things for me, just say you don't. I only ask you to do things because you always do it."